By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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did_it_4_lulz 0

I see ugly people with bf's/gf's all the time. I doubt you're really that repulsive, OP. Just get out more.

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abalgatti 0

well now even the cashier wont want you if he thinks you got a bun in the oven. stupid wannabe whoretruck

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imdeborah 0

wtf? woooooooow...the cashier probably paid no mind to it. who caressssss.

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maskedman 9

That's a plan D (for *****). Plan C involves concentrating on finding a man. I thought this was easy for women but I guess there are certain circumstances.

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CallMeHush 0

Where were all these when I was single? Could have really knocked up the average a bit.

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MissBrightsidee 0

don't you need a doctors prescription for that?

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greeneye_fml 12

No, you do not. Its over the counter now. Warning: Don't let wingnut pharmacists confuse you on this!

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ishankedyourcat 0

if u wanted to make there cashier think someone would actually sleep with u u shloud have bought a box of condoms . not spend $50on a pill. seeing u buy that prolly gave him bad thoughts about u :/

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wildcatz 1

I'm not getting any either. I'll sleep with you

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youthink_fml 0

**** the cashier's life. You're an idiot.

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canigoswimming 0

Seriously, what is wrong with you? This is this dumbest idea I have ever heard.

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