By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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Kr3tS22 0

I would feel bad if u weren't so ugly 0_o yikes

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gilly011 0

Soo, let me get this straight. You think showing off that you have unprotected sex and having someone cum in you is cool? ydi, you...you, non-****! haha

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greeneye_fml 12

Ah well at least Plan B has a shelf life of up to four years, so just keep it handy.

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strawberryswirl 0

The only thing the cashier could possibly think is that you're an idiot for not using reliable birth control.

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darkmis1 17

I seriously doubt the cashier would give a shit about your sex life.

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kitties_fml 12

What the ****? You must be messed up in so many ways to put that much effort and money into making some random stranger think you're having sex--like the cashier would care anyway. Get help.

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jellyfishdelight 0

......And then you posted on FML so you could read everyone say what a loser you are. dude. Try to actually do something with your life

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hdashdana 0

BUY condoms, much cheaper

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txdiva 0

Do u see the cashier all the time??? if not, then who cares??!!! really, who cares in the first place??!!

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niibee 0

special ed.... there are hookers

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