By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway

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Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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idkweird 0

Why the hell would the person at the pharmacy counter care whether or not you're having sex? Pathetic.

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succubusprime 0

YDI for wasting $50 on someone who will forget about you seconds after leaving the store.

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shananigans 0

And you think the cashier would give a damn if someone is sleeping with you because...?

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jailbot 7

Wouldn't it have been a lot cheaper to buy condoms? All that did is waste at least $50 and make the cashier think you probably need to be tested for STDs.

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maeyin 0

what #9 and #19 said. is it really that important to you for ppl to think you're having sex? YDI.

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sesp61289 0

wow. so pathetic. first off, the cashier doesn't give a damn about your personal life, that's prob the last thing on their mind and they will forget you after you leave the store, second, why didn't you just use the money you spent on plan B and go fix whatever the problem is that may be making you undesireable? like really, it's not that hard to get laid. if your fat, you could have paid 2 months being a student for a gym membership. if it's how your face looks, then you could have bought better makeup to try to fix it, if possible. or if it's your hair, you could have put it towards a salon. but I guess instead you'd rather play the victim, therefore YDI. and p.s., noone really gives a damn about your sex life, you'll one day realize that most peoples opinions of you don't even matter. I say get off your ass and fix your problems that are scaring guys away.

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Fop 6

This is why I hate living in Norway. Everyone's so God damn stupid! This is crossing the line, Jesus Christ! Why did you go ahead and do that? You're wasting your money! Since you're that stupid I doubt you even have a secure line of work, thus this could screw your economy over. Hell, I'm moving out when I hit 18.

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autistic_pride 0

Why would someone lie about this? Not having sex is a good thing, not a bad thing. I don't understand.

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disney_blonde 16

If you care that desperately that the cashier thinks you're getting laid, you should've just bought condoms. Much cheaper and they don't expire for a few years so maybe you'll get laid in that time and get to use them.

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Beatriz15 0

why do u care what some random stranger thinks of u? it's stupid and u just threw away your money. I bet the person wrkng there doesn't give a fck. Have some more confidence urself SMH

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