By sting - 06/12/2014 01:32 - United States - Valencia

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML
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colton_colton 49

You will once you sit down

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I wouldn't be able to sleep... I hope you can find them. Look in quiet dark places and don't stick your hands anywhere you can't see!

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slyde32 12

because he likes scorpions, I guess. I want pet snakes because I love snakes

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mattmsk005 8

Check under the stove

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wvcheesehead 13

Have your brothers Larry and Curly help you look for them. Why would someone keep a poisonous pet?

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TheLastCenturion 19

Why not? People keep snakes and spiders as pets...also, scorpions aren't poisonous.

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WarriorOmen 25

Don't worry, they will find you when you are sleeping.

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atvvstree 2

And this is why you don't have pet scorpions

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