By sting - 06/12/2014 01:32 - United States - Valencia

Today, I broke a glass case containing my pet scorpions. I still can't find them. FML
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colton_colton 49

You will once you sit down

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I wouldn't be able to sleep... I hope you can find them. Look in quiet dark places and don't stick your hands anywhere you can't see!

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imani132 6

Time to burn your house down....

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WarriorOmen 25

Because it was probably an accident...?

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MetalSonicCD 13

It's their house now.

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ThePols 11

Always check your shoes and socks. Seriously. And if you're from a small town, call your local hospital and make sure they have access to anti venom.

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nathanislegit 13

I saw this in the moderations, but he said "he fell down the stairs"

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Mysterious_one 26

great choice in pets..

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kenzie_gauche 12

ARE U FREAKIN SERIOUS WHO IN THIER SANE MIND WOULD HAVE PET SCORPIONS I hope u find it BUT SEREOUSLY

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

This might be a stretch, but I think someone who likes scorpions might have them as pets. I have had and will be getting more pet rats, and it bothers me to no end when people act like they're the most disgusting creatures.

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