Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared...

By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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By internetloser - 16/08/2017 16:15 - United States - Kewaskum

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

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By PinkTornado - 17/03/2009 14:20 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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Talk about not getting the picture…

By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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scottyau 5

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:03

What were you hoping for exactly? To see him break down in tears for your satisfaction? The poor guy was probably devastated and trying to hold it together.

Pleonasm 35

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:01

He cruised through a potentially brutal break-up fight like atrue maverick.

Comments

ohhitsher 5

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:23

Obviously he thinks your joking.

meintx 9

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:23

I know, right, cause wake up lovin' and cuddling is great.

doumtabarnack 12

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:24

What were you "hoping for".

theamazingone_12 7

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:24

who breaks up with someone hoping for a reaction??

Bibliovore 26

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:27

Well, if you leave a relationship certain but sorry that it's over, and wishing the good times could've lasted, you might hope that your partner would feel the same way, or at least have some sadness that a formerly good thing is over. Not necessarily hoping they'll beg you to stay or anything insane like that, but just hoping for something indicating the seriousness of the situation. Maybe.

dRUMsKELETON 12

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:25

If you ever really loved him, I'm pretty sure you'd be happy he wasn't in complete and utter pain. Maybe that's just me though.

ReepingHavoc 13

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:33

good for him!

Shorty777 4

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:46

I'm sure he was hurt and didn't want to show it.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:49

What response were you looking for? Tears and a "please don't leave me"? At least he's not devastated (or he's hiding it well).

akiahara 14

Sunday 24 March 2013 3:58

Just not his wingman, OP.

otecasacid 22

Sunday 24 March 2013 4:04

You completely deserved it. did you want to end it just to make him upset? If you're complaining about his lack of sadness to losing you, that means you probably thought you were on to "bigger and better" people after him, well I hope you stay single for the rest of your life.