By Rari - 09/06/2016 16:04 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I broke up with my fiancé after he cheated on me, and he now refuses to move out of the apartment. I'm even contemplating just offering him my Xbox One as a bribe so I can get him out of my life for good. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31

He'll have to sleep sometime. When he does, move his ass outside and lock the door.

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Tripartita 44

It's moments like these I'd heavily consider the possibility that I'm living inside a Microsoft ad, OP.

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kmpotator 13

Put a laxative in his drink. Cheaters suck!

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

I'll move him out for the price of your Xbox one.

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farmgirl98 14

Where do you live OP? I'll be moving in tomorrow. Rest assured, bribery is effective motivation for me.

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McFishFilet 9

Who owns legal rights to the house? If it's shared., sorry. If it's yours, call the cops. If it's his, quityerbitchin

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blackrose1996 11

Don't do that he'll just bug you for more of he won't leave and it's your place call the cops if it's both of your get your stuff and go to a friends

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veeziehoran 5

I feel you right now! I called off my wedding and broke up with my fiance bc I found out that he was cheating on me for 8 months.

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Nitwit_Nitni 10

ya know, the Xbox idea might just work for you. I'm getting a divorce and get to keep everything, all because he wanted my Xbox so badly. My poor Ex, I can always buy another Xbox One, which is a whole lot cheaper route for me in the end. Good luck!!

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molliekatz 6

**** THAT!!! Do NOT give his shaddy ass YOUR XBOX! Like he already broke your heart! BREAK HIS FACE ;) Or sleep with his brother!!

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_TasteTheRainbow 24

I don't see the problem? You'd get rid of him and get rid of the shitty Xbox at the same time.

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