Transportation: Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After... - FML

By higagram - 10/09/2010 03:15 - United States

Today, I bumped into a lady in the New Jersey airport. After I politely apologized she said, "Watch your step, asshole." FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 01:55 - United States - Darien

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, a woman slipped on the ice in front of me. Instinctively, I caught her before she fell. Instead of thanking me, she whirled around and asked me if my *expletive* mother had taught me to grope women inappropriately. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Friday 10 September 2010 9:35

Manners went out of style in the early 90's. It seems you won't make it anywhere in this world if you're polite to others. People seem to take it the wrong way and see you as even more of an asshole than you really are. If you were even one in the first place.

JokeMeister 0

Friday 10 September 2010 9:36

The correct response was"**** You!!"

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JustHereBecause 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:59

i like how she's at the new jersey airport, but her things says tennessee. :] ha.

WhyTheFace4 0

Friday 10 September 2010 15:37

Yea, because it's impossible to visit another state...

kittykiller897 0

Friday 10 September 2010 12:59

Oh no! **** your life, somebody called you an asshole in passing. God. I feel so sorry for you...

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 10 September 2010 13:00

So watch your step! If you can't move through the world without running into things & people you should just stay home.

korn247 5

Friday 10 September 2010 13:37

that's New Jersey for ya'!

KYLAsaysRAWR 0

Friday 10 September 2010 20:34

I was literally lookin for this statement before I posted it..lol

imright24 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:44

Yep, that's New Jersey, as well as New York City.

Geiko_fml 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:46

Go to a big city. Hell, come to Philly. That is always fun!

3ddie_the_head 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:46

I meant no offense in my comment, I was just curious as I am not from America and I've been hearing alot of negative attitudes lately coming from people of New Jersey.

3ddie_the_head 0

Friday 10 September 2010 13:48

My comment seemed to have changed location again. -_-

jamjelly386 5

Friday 10 September 2010 14:01

that's very commonplace in jersey nowadays

liloneex3 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:13

lmfaoo, thiss is how come I'm a jersey girllll <3; I love this place too much. ^__^ but ydi op, next time all yu have to do is give em a mean as look, they'll realize yur mad and apologize.

nond2nv 4

Saturday 11 September 2010 7:43

You love living where people have no respect for each other? Way cool. -.-

liloneex3 0

Friday 17 September 2010 11:17

Apparently. If that's what I just said, grow a few brain cells. Thanks. ^_^

4benny4lava0 0

Friday 10 September 2010 14:30

that's how we do, u didn't deserve it but she did not mean what she said with nearly as much hostility as you feel. so just watch your damn step! :-P

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