By NO NO NO - 05/08/2013 21:42 - Netherlands - Den Haag

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Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML
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untouchable763 10

Never gonna be able to delete that history. FYL.

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IworkAt711 14

"YOU'RE NO LONGER MY FATHER BECAUSE YOUVE BEEN HAVING SEX WITH MY MOTHER!!!"......

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I commend you, #12. That was a joke I've always want to use, but never had the stones to.

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Shrike 23

**** the idiots who didn't get 12's FML satire. Though if they got the joke but just thought it sucked, that's a different matter.

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edvin_fml 10

Also have you ever noticed how mostly everyone claims they're so funny and sarcastic on their profiles ? Yet it seems many can't properly identify sarcasm ... The 'ex dad' comment is brilliant!

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BeccaHugs 17

A little bleach in the eyes should help you un-see that one, OP. But seriously, FYL.

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sherbear23 13

A little bleach will also insure that the op will never see it again.

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NSN82 13

This is why I'm afraid of frogs. Not because they're slimy or gross, but because I could easily squish one if I'm not careful.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

How is any of OP's FML in reference to frogs lol? Wrong thread.

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chinchilla417 12

I know the FML your referring to. fyl though?

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Olympiakos10 15

Yeah I can't believe that cat tricked the dog into smashing its face!

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tomgun_fml 16

A memory you won't be able to forget.

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sugarbaby9908 20

Dude, your parents rock!!! Ha

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Likian5 26

Your username seems more than appropriate for this situation. I'm so sorry you had to see that, OP. XD

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