Kids: Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely...

By Peta2nNoMore - 04/07/2009 10:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By Coldandshoeless - 08/01/2013 10:40 - United States - Hackettstown

Today, I got home only to discover my dog was missing. After spending ages roaming the freezing streets calling his name, I returned to find him stuck behind the couch with my chewed-up new shoes in his muzzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 15:14 - United States

Today, I left my son with my husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, my dog was missing a large patch of fur, and neither of them can stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, my son got really high and shaved the dog with my electric shaver. Not only does the dog look really bad, I didn't know my son used drugs. I now have to buy the dog a sweater and get my son some help. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By OMGraven - 19/02/2010 08:24 - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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By xtammyle - 19/02/2013 07:01 - Australia - Lower Plenty

Today, I walked in on my dad straightening my dog's fur. His excuse? The dog needed to feel pretty. FML

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By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved

Today, I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away, and on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10°C out. FML

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By DOGSNACHER - 29/12/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 15/08/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML

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By MySistersDogisStupid - 13/01/2017 22:00

Today, I took mine and my sister's dog for a walk in the park near my house. The dog managed to find a large piece of rotting, frozen meat buried in the snow and tried to eat it. I had to pry it from his mouth and can't get the smell out of my gloves and coat. FML

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rukiafujioka 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:06

Well yay for you for wearing faux instead of real!

NapalmFrog 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:03

Well, at least they were thoughtful.

Comments

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:19

you said only a few of your coats got wrecked so you have more you could wear instead....

DSuarez94 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:34

ever heard of a babysitter they must've have pretty young if they thought that was a good idea ydi for leaving them home alone at such a young age

inerdablanket 4

Saturday 4 July 2009 19:07

Just because they did that doesn't mean they're too young to be left home alone. They could be of any age and just stupid.

acro_actress95 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 18:28

She could have been next door talking to the neighbor and decided not to make them come along since she was so close to home anyways. You never know because on this site you never get the WHOLE story.

Qup 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:36

wow. how sad to have such stupid kids.

so_me_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:37

Ha ha that's cute. Children + dogs = entertaining, often destructive combination :) at least it wasn't a real fur coat.

livingdeath 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:43

But he WAS cold!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:31

Nice emphasis on WAS. :p

zach5 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:45

Nice kids.

rockonCB4 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:55

That's adorable! They were just trying to make the dog feel better. I don't think this is an FML at all.

gdude756 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 16:57

YDI for owning a fur coat

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:08

It was FAUX fur. Look it up in the dictionary.

hellojessi 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:08

It's FAUX you idiot. I wounder how many poeple clicked YDI because they were too ignorant to know that faux = FAKE.

whatacoolkid 0

Monday 6 July 2009 14:36

you deserve it, number 21, cause you're an idiot. It's not real fur, so dont have a kid, ok? god, people these days, always finding an excuse to complain about something.....

1234five 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:01

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cljc 1

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:03

FAUX FUR!

lifecouldbeworse 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:16

You're a ******* dumbass! Get an education and learn what faux is #22!

AAAAHHHH12 2

Saturday 4 July 2009 17:33

Really, shut up if you haven't read the FML. You're making yourself look even stupider by insulting the OP when you don't even have a ******* clue what FAUX fur is. Idiot. And yeah, look it up in the dictionary, dipshit!