Animals: Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection....

By goldfish - 06/03/2012 02:47 - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 05:19

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Trembelwick 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:50

Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:53

Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.

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njsoule 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:38

I don't allow fish tanks in my apartments, they can cause serious damage if they get knocked over, you would be surprised the damage a gallon of water will do to a house

babe7260 30

Sunday 18 March 2012 13:11

I have 4 rental units, can't imagine evicting anyone for having a freaking goldfish!!!

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 7 March 2012 5:42

that's stupid

Phooka 5

Wednesday 7 March 2012 7:28

I know the feeling, my apartment complex won't let us have fish either due to possible "water damage" /le sigh

Jirekianu2 19

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:44

Look at what's classified as a pet in the lease agreement

brooks10101 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:07

Move plug every drain and turn all the taps on and enjoy

Ambykins 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 10:38

Oh no! What if your goldfish bowl accidentally tips over and causes water damage? In that case, better not leave a pitcher of water sitting around your apartment, either! Plus, goldfish are so pesky! They shed too much, their poop stinks really bad, and UGH... That god awful noise they make can be so distracting to your neighbors! *sarcasm*

seanc722 2

Wednesday 7 March 2012 19:31

Here in canada you can have pets so long as they dont disturb others / cause damage. They cant stop you. A gold fish causes less damage then my kettle. Depending on where you live id fight it. Check your local laws.