Animals: Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection....

By goldfish - 06/03/2012 02:47 - Canada

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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By Username - 18/02/2011 05:19

Today, I came home to a lease violation and a $220 fine after a routine pest control visit. The violation: my single beta fish in a small bowl. FML

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By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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By cande - 01/12/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my apartment complex added $250 to the $1,000 my roomate and I already owe because of an unauthorized pet and complaints from neighbors that our dog barks all night long. We don't have a dog, we don't even have a pet. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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By brokeass - 13/06/2012 12:29 - United States

Today, I called the landlord about the mouse I keep seeing in my kitchen. He wasted no time accusing me of keeping it as a pet, and went off on me about his "no pets" policy. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2014 23:39 - United States - Erie

Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML

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By danjoylovefun - 25/10/2010 00:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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By fish killer - 25/03/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML

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Trembelwick 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:50

Magikarp uses splash! It was super effective

zingline89 18

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:53

Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.

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altigue 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 18:05

That'll teach ya.

Rokyre 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 19:10

south park is awesome...& dayam

so_tired_zzzzzzz 5

Tuesday 6 March 2012 20:00

Cause "unnecessary damage" to the building before you leave. 1. Roadkill in the elevator shaft 2. Super-glue an open bag of feces inside the garbage chute 3. Activate fire hose in the stairwell on the top floor, etc...

JellyBearBear 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 21:24

This is an old fml guys.....

blackbeltfighter 4

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:16

Dude just get one of those plastic automatic fish that are battery operated that made to look like really swimming fish, hide the real fish and call your landlord back in take the fish out a show him it isn't real and that he better take the eviction notice away or you'll call (who ever you think you should call).

gardenwhipped3 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:33

it is not a pet, it is a meal item that will be cooked and eaten to honor the great spaghetti monster.

CharliesCool2084 8

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:34

Goldfish, dangerous things they are!

petitezombie_fml 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:36

No pets means no pets. I'm sure you were informed of the no pets policy before you moved in. YDI.

sadistmonkey 19

Tuesday 6 March 2012 22:39

You could cause water from the tank to spill onto the electrical socket thus starting a fire. While we're at it, let's ban all beverages in the apartment as well.