Money: Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees...

By heatproblems - 19/12/2009 20:10 - United States

Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2013 03:45 - United States - Portland

Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

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NotEven 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:18

Why can't they come fix it? It's called an emergency call, that's what they do. I can't believe a foot of snow is stopping any legitimate HVAC repairman from coming to your house. I would try calling someone else.

stumpygremlin 13

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:12

Open a window, that'll at least make it more comfortable.

Comments

Firetiger 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:38

OMFG

Firetiger 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:43

OMFG 1 foot of snow whatever shall we do? YDi for having the heat on in 20 degree weather- its ******* tropical out so why dont you cut off electricity, lay out a lawn chair and lay out in it in a t-shirt and shorts. Enjoy it.

miss_jelly 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 21:15

@90 'snow' and 'tropical' don't quite match, dude.

Tamuz 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:09

ROFL MY WAFFLE

crackberrie 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 6:26

i hope you're thinking 20 degree C is 'tropical'.. however, the op is from maryland where they use degree F... 20 degree F is pretty damn cold!!

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:08

well there are starving kids in africa who dnt have heat.... if u dnt believe me watch southpark and ask starvin marvin..

TheHo 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:08

this is the first real fml ive read in a while XD

FMLable 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:10

@crackberrie, refereing to Firetiger: Or maybe they WERE talking about 20F, and was trying to suggest, satirically, that the OP and other MD'ers should quit whining, because there are definitely places that would consider 20F fairly tropical at this time of year.

nomudkips 4

Sunday 20 December 2009 7:12

Nor will it save any money, since this will just cool the house down without reducing power to the heater.

niadanac1 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 8:01

What you believe doesn't mean anything to me little lemon. The difference between that dueche and me is that I did not make a mistake, he however did. So you are a dueche he is a dueche and I kick ass. Thanks bye.