By nocat6 - 15/09/2014 03:07 - United States - Northville

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML
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s3kShUn47 20

Ay, you gotta find some sort of use for those rolls....

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xlord 27

I'm going to take a wild guess and say he tucked it into his fat folds.

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swagstatic 16

I wouldn't go into those trenches of hell to retrieve that!

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

That gives me an idea...how much do you think I could fit in my belly button?

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andyeatsworld 10

So please tell me you let him keep it or threw it away right?

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VittorioCarter 8

That's so sketchy. Make sure he doesn't come back.

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Enslaved 36

"And we did it just like that. When we want something, We don't want to pay for it."

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Enslaved 36

"Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction. That song came to mind when I read this FML. It could have been a pineapple instead.

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DanielleinDC 33

Or the video where the dude dresses as a pregnant woman and shoves stuff in the fake belly. Oy.

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duke3012 8

when you have more rolls than a bakery you need something to keep them in order. gum was his choice

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elcee1987 18

So what happened to the gum? Did you put it back on the shelf?

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Brandi_Faith 33

This needs a follow up, I too want to know what OP said and did and want to know if OP put it back on the shelf. If so, f the life of the person that buys it!

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