By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

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DocBastard 38

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

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kg163401 0

Hahaha! Only 3 years to go, then it's the basement and star wars action figures for you!

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CiaranPM 0

Murder her. It's the only way.

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9895002 0

Buy a new phone if you don't live with her.

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immortal628 20

I once stayed somewhere overnight and my phone died. The next day my girlfriend got a call from one of our friends. Apparently, my mom had been contacting people online and calling them trying to find me.

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immortal628 20

Thats pretty bad considering that we are both 26 years old haha

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ThanksKarma 0

My mom stole my phone and put all my friends numbers in there. After I realized she was calling them when I went out for drinks and I didn't answer, I had to steal her phone and delete them. Silly moms.

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mpclaw 3

You need to get a new number and not give it to this control freak bitch. Or move across the country

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audiophileMom 11

YDI for being 27 and still living with mom. Her house, her rules. And let the poor woman know when you'll be home without her having to ask!

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bubo_fml 10

Be proactive. Inform your Mum before hand that you'll be out all night attending various nefarious parties, having sex w/ multiple, anonymous partners of either sex, ingesting various pharmacuticals, breaking numerous misdemeanor laws & will probably spend the rest of the early AM hours in the pokey...That's what I tell my Mum, so she doesn't even ask me what I'm up to anymore...

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pinkspaceboundro 0

Ok- I have to say- I'm 27 an my mother is the same way! No I don't live at home- but she will call just to see if I'm home? What I am doing and doing it with? I think as moms get older- they tend to get lonely and need something to control. Lol- thank god ny brother had kids and now she is busy!

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