By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 14

Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!

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DocBastard 38

Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.

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Jaythe1st 1

You said it! Your 27! Get your own place!

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Jazzalyn 10

Doesn't seem that bad to me (this is under the assumption that it's on 50 different days). My mum likes to know when I'll be home (I'm 21) so she knows if she has to provide dinner for me or if someone has to pick me up from the station - stuff like that.

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juggalette19 0

Sorry but maybe you should spend more time with your daughter and less time "out"

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shift_love 13

Wtf. Where did you get daughter from? I swear to god...you ICP people. Thumbs way the **** down.

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holeyman 8

Yeah that made no sense what so ever. But don't hate on juggalos. Most are assholes but some are pretty cool

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ikickgingers 15

You lost me. *does the chop chop slide* Worst song ever!!!!!! At least twiztid is still sick.

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ScarletBloom 14

Your mom loves you so much that she wants you to be home to accompany her everyday.

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TheMan007 2

Wow, you're gorgeous!....just had to say it

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bankrupt 15

Geez, what is it with the clingy moms? The OP's post is unclear as to whether or not he/she lives with the mother but what is crystal clear is that the OP is an adult. If the OP still lives with the mother in her home then the OP is stuck living by the mom's rules to a large extent. This means things like telling her when he/she will be home so Mom can serve dinner accordingly. If this is the case, move out already. If money is the problem, find a roommate. If the OP does not live with the mother, then this is another case of the 'Saran wrap mother' who we have previously met in another FML following a child to work and staring through the window. If the OP does not live with the mother and the mother calls constantly to find out when this person is planning to go home, then this is another mother with too much time on her hands who frets about the whereabouts of her adult child instead of living her own life. So if this is the case, this woman needs to find something new to occupy her mind and time. She needs to get a job or volunteer. My best friend's mother-in-law was EXACTLY like this until her son cleverly got her to sign up as a volunteer at the local hospital, where she met other ladies with similar interests. Now she is busy at the hospital, where I am sure they appreciate having extra help they don't have to pay for, and has an active social life with her new circle of friends. She went from being the world's biggest butt-insky to hardly being around.

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every1luvsboners 11

To paraphrase your comment: OP, find your mom some old people to hang out with.

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ikickgingers 15

34 I couldn't even thumb you up/Down. Your comment was too big for my ap.

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DocBastard 38

It's quite amazing when one can predict who the commenter is just by reading the comment.

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bankrupt 15

It's also quite amazing when one can predict who the cocksucker is just by reading the comment.

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Shrike 23

hey 'rupt, you forgot to make it all about YOUR evil parents. duh.

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Maxxy928 7

34 This is FML. No one wants am essay.

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bankrupt 15

Dear Mr., Mrs. Miss or Ms. DocBastard; Please accept my most abject apology. I never intended to say anything hurtful or upsetting to you in any way. Regards, Bankrupt

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jerzboi13 0

I think it's more pathetic that u took the time to post all of this comment then the op itself.

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ohmandapants 16

Shut up 63, 60 is right. This is a comment section, 34 treated it like a blog.

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missbadluk 0

Um WAYYYY too long of a comment. Did anyone actually read all that? Just saying. :-/

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ZielZone 4

At least your mom cares...

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christahella 2

I totally feel ur pain I'll be 28 in 6 months :(

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ScaryyMary 14

Oh my God, you're 27 as well? You and the OP have SO MUCH in common!

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lambo20 7

Bahahah my mom is the same way she must be Mexican

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