By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Irchell 17

You didn't really think we would sympathise...

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Dinki 8

You're an asshole. FHL for being crapped on like that. Not FYL, no, no you got what was coming. YDI.

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Smoxxii 17

What, did you think she'd cheer, and her dad would give you a big bear hug?

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alfred07 18

I think that there is a middle ground between cheering/bear hugs and threatening to attack someone with a baseball bat.

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29dear 16

seriously I gotta appreciate the honesty you had. she needs to realize that it would be better for you to tell her that, than for her to find out through the grapevine later on. but lol at the father with the bat, you totally deserve some sort of punishment for being a cheater, but the bat is a little harsh being that you confessed to your wrong doing.

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jem970 19

So confessing is going to make it all better? Sorry! Nope! The guy was a jerk for cheating in the first place. he deserves what he gets. If you ever have a daughter and she comes home sobbing her heart out you will react the same way.

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ScarlieC 25

#40, confessing isn't going to make it better, but it is a start to being sorry, trying to apologize, expressing guilt, showing the other person that you are sorry for hurting them and betraying their trust. Some people are so arrogant that they believe that they're allowed to be with others even when they have a partner, other people are just (momentarily

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jem970 19

YDI for being a cheating asshat. What did you expect? Her to come running back into your arms and forgive you? She probably went home, balling her eyes out and her dad over heard and is ready to kick some ass. You deserve it. If you are going thinking about cheating break up with her before hand! Its called respect!

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cjhons 16

Yay!!!! Go dad!!! Sorry, I'm a parent-I think you knew this was coming...

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Ariet 20

Maybe you don't deserve to be hit by bat, oh wait you kinda do. It must've felt like a slap on her face to hear that you cheated on her (that'd be my reaction had that happen to me.) At least you were honest, but you so deserved it.

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YinYangDragon 10

Wow....YDI. Is it really hard NOT to cheat on your lover? For F*ck sake people, if you want to cheat the person you're dating it's obviously a sign you should break up with them. THEN you may go after the person you wanted to get while you were dating said person.

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bigmike25 11

Yeah but if the person breaks up with them to go after someone else then people are still going to crucify the guy/girl.

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trav_o 8

Ya, women and their fathers are just crazy.

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olpally 32

Consider yourself lucky it was only a bat!! ASSHOLE!!

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