I have a feeling that her father is going to hit a home run and you will lose the ability to ever hit a home run again with future girlfriends if you know what I mean.

From now on, keep your hands in your pockets and your Willie in your pants. If the urge becomes uncontrollable, do the five-finger widow. It's a much safer option.

"I cheated then got in trouble, feel sorry for me"

Serves you right now doesn't it ? Once a cheater always a cheater .

While not condoning cheating, saying ydi seems a bit too far.

you would think she wouldn't have gone to such drastic measures since you confessed instead of got caught/:

I'm so sorry that happened to you. FYL OP. I say that with sarcasm practically oozing out of my pores. Because that's how little I sympathize with you.

Go daddy!!

You deserve it you ******.

Cheating is a terrible thing for sure, but lets not all act like saints.