By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Irchell 17

You didn't really think we would sympathise...

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SWC_Penguin 17

As terrible as cheaters are, I'm kind of scared to learn how many FML posters would be totally cool with murder.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Nick.. If there werent scumbags that had to be beaten up, we would have immediate attention when necessary. Its there own fault that they are in there so shut up already.

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ROSI3TH3CAT 18

People who destroy others without using physical violence can hurt much more than those who do and actually break the law.

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melkymac101 17

Wtf did you think was gonna happen? She say ok and suck your dick?

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Needafarm 22

How did you not see this coming? Totally ******* deserve it for telling her you cheated and not expecting some sort of retribution. What if you got some STD and don't know yet and passed it on to her? Douche.

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kittenmeownyan 18

Good that you told her but you definitely deserve it

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ropeandneck 7

if I was that father you wouldn't be able to type anything, op. wtf is wrong with boys these days ? they never grow up, man up ?

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neverhadanFML 4

Why is everyone saying he deserved it??? He confessed, he did the right thing it's not his fault she told the dad. And he came back with a baseball bat. People need to realize...

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Pyro_Wolf 17

It's good that he at least admitted it, but he shouldn't have done it in the first place. If you're going to cheat, then you have no business in a committed relationship.

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starfoxfan1 7

Are you stupid? I'm being serious right now! When you say he did the right thing did you mean cheating? Cause if you did than you are a moronic **** but if you mean telling her instead of her finding out later than ok yeah but he still cheated which means that he's a scumbag.

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perdix 29

Go, Dad!! Keep your eye on the ball and make sure you follow through! Mmmmm, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, batter, . . . , swing!!!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

All while the ex-boyfriend is willingly standing there, waiting to be hit.

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onorexveritas 23

that's a good dad for ya xD

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Ziggy122 15

Well, you shouldn't have cheated in the first place. Dumbass.

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