By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Irchell 17

You didn't really think we would sympathise...

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cuponoodles34 10

completely deserved it. if that would have been my daughter I would have brought more than just a baseball bat.

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linjizzy 6

Well you deserved it, ya **** sucker!!! Shouldn't be a lying cheating, harlot! Should've just ended it if you weren't ready to be committed. Hopefully he knocked some sense into ya, so you don't cheat again.

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UnluckyLolfire 15

You will gain no sympathy from me, or almost everyone else on the site.

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Nave42 7

The comments and post together reminded me why I'm disgusted by people. Thank you so much.

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Emily062611 6

No problem, sanctimonious person. Judge not, lest ye be judged yourself. Though a good number of us didn't condone violence. A good scare, sure :) but not beating the guy with a bat. Perhaps just the threat is sufficient.

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Nave42 7

I need to learn to type and speak after I think. I'm sorry, I should have been more specific about that.

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mr_sarcastic416 29

Guns don't kill people....Fathers with attractive daughters kill people

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