By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 07:37 - United States

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Today, I decided to let in my new German Shepherd puppy inside to show the guest how adorable he is. In the middle of our conversation, he came running up to us with my vibrator in his mouth. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

A golden vibrator retriever

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iamchuck 0

Man's best friend found woman's best friend.

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pooper191817 0

now that's ****** breath

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EvilDave 13

YDI for not putting your sex toys away. Did your parents teach you anything?

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DarkHelmet 10

why the hell would you leave it out in the open for anyway?? I thought women had hiding places for shit like that. YDI

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EvilDave 13

Or, the dog could have been out in the back yard leaving a shit, or playing, or whatever. Dogs don't need to be inside with the humans 100% of the time.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Holy shit! EvilDave and I made the same point. This is surely a momentous occasion. ;)

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rainbowdrive 5

Sooooo, do you leave your vibrator just hanging around, or was your puppy somehow privvy as to it's exact location? Either way, that really blows. Right now I'm feeling that YDI. That could change later though.

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LOLSWAT 0

if it likes the taste... lets just say u can teach it things :)

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

At least the dog didn't have it in the other end.

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NightWatch 0

Looool, YDI for leaving it in such an accessible place. Fail.

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pattipan 7

I hope you cleaned it thoroughly before using it again. Dogs eat poop so whatever was in his mouth went up your ******. E. coli, here she comes!

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