What kind of white trash needs to eat AND smoke at the same time?

Condemning him for driving and smoking at the same time is dumb, most smokers do it. Condemning him for smoking is even worse; who are you to tell him how he should live his life? And I can guarantee all of you have eaten at McDonalds once or twice. Calm down guys, you're all overreacting like a bunch of assholes.

Smoking, eating, and driving. Sounds safe.

we're not condemning him for driving and smoking, we're condemning him for driving smoking AND eating. you only have so many hands and one should always be on the wheel.

Today, I was driving down the highway while smoking a cigarette, eating some french fries, texting my bff, changing the cd, doing my makeup, reading Harry Potter, searching for a napkin (like, french fries are greasy), drinking a soda, painting my nails, toasting a poptart, knitting a scarf, solving a rubix cube, completing quadratic euqations, and looking for a map. I was sort of lost. I smoked the map, ate the rubix cube, drank the nail polish, and put lipstick on the poptart. Maybe I was doing too much at once. FML

Okay you completely deserved this, I hope you choked on that cigarette for being such a dumbass 1. You smoke 2. You were driving at the same time 3. You eat fries for breakfast?!

#139 is that meant to be funny or something? i think you should get over yourself you motherlicking bag of piss

You sound classsssssy. Someone who eats shit, smokes shit, and probably drives like shit because they're too busy eating and smoking to pay attention. Please don't drive. Kill yourself however you see fit, but stay off the roads, mmkay?

So healthy...

Wow, smoking is bad for you....gee, thanks to all of you for feeling the need to point that out because lord knows the OP probably doesn't already know this.... I could care less that the OP smokes, it is their decision, but they shouldn't be trying to eat, smoke, and drive.