By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 154
You deserved it 111 358

Same thing different taste

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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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39,000 YDI You got utterly pwned my friend.

I love all the "You drive and you smoke?! ZOMG!11onoeone" comments - nothing wrong with smoking and driving outside of reeking up your car as smoking doesn't take an awful lot of your concentration! -_- All you preachy holier-than-thou kiddies need to calm down about smoking... To the topic: Damn, FYL! Although I don't see how smoking and eating fries at the same time could ever be a good idea - the only thing that goes down well with smoke is alcohol! :P

myloveiselectric 0

....and cigarettes taste good when you DON'T bite them? that's why i don't smoke!

ssnickel 0

Why don't you pay attention and DRIVE instead of trying to eat and smoke. I hope you crash your car into a telephone pole next time.

really? all of you don't like that s/he is smoking? and you're on the internet. how often in one day do you go outside? it's all glutony, we're all going to die anyway. and it's pretty hard to live in a world today that doesn't practically requiire the consumption of some chemicals. What do you think is in that soda you drink? even the diet stuff, that's just as bad. cigarettes are no worse than pesticides. i bet none of you knew that football quarter backs are having somewhat deformed or off children because of the pesticides on fields and them licking their hands. tell me how that is any worse than cigarettes. I believe you've all forgotten the image of cigarettes in the past. they were sexy. in france and canada many people smoke and continue to live lives much better than many of us americans. overall, we're lazy, obese, easily manipulated assholes. so why, then, is it that you're saying cigarettes are any worse than anything else.

wow bunch of judgemental asses on this one. "Judge not, lest ye be judged." or, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

kidNflorida 0