By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 154
You deserved it 111 358

Same thing different taste

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Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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#88 - Seriously? Second hand smoke? Still living in 2004 are we now? Regardless...all of my friends are smokers and so am I. Most of them don't eat and smoke at the same time, but almost all smokers smoke and drive at the same time. It really calms your nerves, especially in rush hour traffic. Not to mention, it doesn't take your attention away from driving...it's more or less second nature. OP - Don't mix up french fries with cigs dude...learned a good lesson there didn't ya now?

YDI just for smoking... I bet you are also the brilliant type of person who tosses them out the window

so_me_fml 0

My favorite part: "in conclusion..." He he he

mmm nom nom! :D in all seriousness, ydi, simply for smoking.

Damn, this is the 3rd smoking FML I seen get bashed on because an OP made a lifestyle choice that indeed and proven bad for you, but alas..it's his choice. Smokers do need to follow curtesy rules and should be responsible, but disrespecting someone because of it? Your pathetic.

BaiRen 0

Hmm, Have a death wish do we? I usually call both of them lil' death sticks. They're probably both just as healthy weather you smoke them or eat them.

#18, because the rest of us have to deal with it too. if i didn't have to breath in your smoke, i wouldn't have a problem with it.