Transportation: Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy...

By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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You deserved it 3 592

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Same thing different taste

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 896

You deserved it 6 169

Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 883

Spotted

By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 278

You deserved it 19 622

The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 094

You deserved it 626

By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 682

You deserved it 291

By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 058

You deserved it 5 833

By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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You deserved it 39 736

Not my best work

By Anonymous - 08/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

I agree, your life sucks 242

You deserved it 414

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 72 637

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 419

You deserved it 26 404

jmigs17 19

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:44

I never valet. Walking is better for you anyway

PrincessCastiel 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:45

He better be paying for the damage I'm so sorry OP!

Comments

SnakeEye_454 10

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:02

Perhaps that is not the right job for him..

thinblue32 15

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:04

Walk over.. "Gimme the keys, you're done."

chutney_02 22

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:22

*and your wallet to pay for a new car

Likian5 26

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:13

Are they responsible for any damages?

verysmarmy 11

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:16

Did the car they backed into show any signs of having just been fixed after a hit and run?

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 17 December 2014 23:06

What you did there, I see. Nice reference :)

vikky538 28

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:19

the unfortunate experience with valet parking...ouch it hurts...

Goblin182 26

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:35

How fast did he back up to render your car undrivable?

AninOnin 24

Wednesday 17 December 2014 23:41

Sorry you're getting down-voted. For those of you who may not get the reference, the original FML ended with "My car is undrivable. FML" I only know that because I was moderating posts this morning. I guess you were too, #22.