By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 887
You deserved it 9 406

Same thing different taste

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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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I'd be grateful it wasn't either of the other possibilities.

infidelboy 0

and your complaining why??? im starting to hate this site because of people like you. MLIA doesnt have dumbasses like you

oh god forbid you DON'T have an sti....******* prick i don't think it matters what it looks like ur never gonna need to use it

That sucks... but shouldn't not have an STI be a good thing???

sublime93 0

Yes but the fact remains that his DICK is BUMPY

capthavoc123 0

This is because you ********** too much. The oils from your hands have gotten all over your penis, giving you the same kind of pimples you would have on your face. Good job, socially awkward loser.

Poke_my_mon 0

There's actually this treatment that works quite well for that. It's called um... a shower. Do that once or twice daily, use some soap, and you should clear that up.

Yes because people who shower that frequently never get acne. Just showering daily stops all acne in its tracks.

Poke_my_mon 0

In an area like your nutsack and shaft, it does. Acne down there means that there is some serious dirt in your pores. Showering and washing fixes that.