By Curt - 06/09/2009 18:19 - United States

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Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
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Sketch_y 0

Stop jerking it / sweaty hands touching yourself.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said you can get zits anywhere.

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teebonehead 0

NICE ! Good luck getting any head while your in high school.

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hayno 0

i agre with all the other posters. Would u rather have genital warts or herpes?

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Bloodknight 22

haha, wow! never heard of that even being possible, but yeah I can kinda see how this is an fml, it's like "yay I don't have an STD just penis acne." The latter isn't as bad, but is it really any better!

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

And apparently, he doesn't use Clearasil to prevent breakouts!

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obedkhaos 0

ewh.thts some sick shit man.

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Tomfuckery 0

You'd honestly prefer have an STD to having acne? Dude, just wash your hands before you ******* jack off and clean up afterward. Get over it.

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