Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is...

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 266

You deserved it 42 375

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Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 188

You deserved it 5 212

Pansexuality awaits you

By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 614

You deserved it 736

By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 719

You deserved it 55 310

By poopboy - 16/01/2017 10:49

Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 364

You deserved it 859

Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 917

You deserved it 38 835

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 736

You deserved it 6 761

Unloveable

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 91

Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 313

You deserved it 6 732

By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 163

You deserved it 46 743

Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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You deserved it 1 361

iwadasn 32

Friday 4 September 2009 1:11

There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.

emadee 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:09

oh ive done that before it was awful

Comments

MollyConnelly 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 0:02

#129, my boyfriend is ftm, he prefers male pronouns. I think he'd laugh if I or anyone else called him 'zhe' #130, kudos.

Singer_of_songs 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 2:58

I feel for you, that totally frickin sucks.

deardaniel_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 4:03

Wow these fml are so bad. I can't stand reading them. How can you not tell that the person you sat next to was a girl or not.....I bet most of the fml are made up.

PenelopeTupee 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 5:51

#140 - Don't dismiss it as being fake just yet. A few days ago in one of my classes, we had to ask the person next to us what their heritage was and then present it to the class. This one guy spent 5 minutes asking this MAN what his nationality and heritage was, but when it came time to present it, he adressed HIM as a HER. He had spent 5 to 10 minutes with him and couldn't tell that it was a man. So I can believe this.

haha_lmao_rofl 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 16:49

lmao, few chicks in our school like that. but i have to say, that sounds like an EPIC FAIL. =D

TGFkratos 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:20

i feel you i had the same problem my freshman year of highschool..i was in earth science though..i never saw the girl in my class again

starving_yet_ful 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:28

damn

serialmom12 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 3:01

You must be sitting next to my friend's daugher Amy. She looks just like a man and has one eyebrow and sideburns. She has a picture of Amy and her husband and their son on her desk, and people come up and ask me if they are a gay male couple that adopted a kid!!!