Health: Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus....

By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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Seagull on wheels

By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 9:07

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

Comments

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:22

"199 flying rats left in Liberty City"

G_thelegend 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:25

what the shit? where in the world does crazy shit lile that happen?

mrahhhhh 21

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:29

Washington, a state in the United States of America.

Krista835 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:27

Wow that sounds really painful, mainly cause of the word ruptured >.< but yeah FYL I can't imagine how that'd feel hopefully it wasn't damaged too much and it gets better soon.

saint556 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 10:59

this Is too funny lol

ghashlycrumbs 8

Thursday 12 May 2011 11:37

I'm sorry, but I really wish I had that on tape.

hellogoodbye1996 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 11:38

pigeons are so dirty its gross. I shoot them. stupid PETA come get your pet pigeon

Soloman212 28

Thursday 12 May 2011 14:15

You realize they help keep cities clean right?

seekndestroy 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 15:26

how does ******** on my car keep anything clean? sure, they probably pick up trash and eat it but they still carry disease and are ugly sons of bitches. plus they keep ******** on my car