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By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 17:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, a gnat hit my forehead, fell into the space between my glasses and my face, and bounced off my eye while trying desperately to escape. When I tried to get my glasses off, it fell into my mask instead, and I accidentally inhaled it. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By How? - 29/09/2018 10:30 - United States - Glasford

Today, a bird crashed into my face. I didn't think that actually happened to people outside of cartoons. FML

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By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

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By Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer - 12/10/2022 20:00

Today, a bird ran into my window. My overzealous cat ran at it like the Flash and smashed his face in the window. He yelped and ran away, then as I was running to see if he was OK, I slammed my face in the door jamb. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 17:01

Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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Thursday 12 May 2011 9:07

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

Comments

ohhhteddy 0

Friday 13 May 2011 0:30

aree you okayy *

bowlingstar 1

Friday 13 May 2011 0:56

how have so many people spelled pigeon wrong when it is IN the FML

tencalories 3

Friday 13 May 2011 1:29

I read that to fast and thought he said ruptured anus

meteacher 2

Monday 16 May 2011 17:51

that makes two of us

narutou546 4

Friday 13 May 2011 3:34

owwwww that sounds it seriously hurt

katies94 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 4:25

hahahahaha In your face! lol

Muffin_boo 12

Saturday 14 May 2011 11:08

hilarious. seriously. i thought i was going to die. ^_^ haha

imakorean001 2

Wednesday 18 May 2011 9:25

ok im no genius but does anyone else not find it any bit weird that they called it a windscreen? i went to school for auto mech. and ive never heard of a windscreen

tylerrahl 2

Monday 25 July 2011 6:32

look on the bright side...how many people in the world can say that happened to them?

abdelrahmannader 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 20:05

Ahhhh. Love at first sight

lilith5 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:52

Christ I was eating and almost died laughing picturing that scene. It must've been fuuunnnyyy. Painful. But to the viewers. Lmao. Idc what people say on my comment. I thought it was priceless. But I do feel bad for you and I did fyl