Health: Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus.... - FML

By pigeons_suck - 11/05/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 05:59 - United States

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Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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dreamering 16

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:07

Take the positive side: You could have been hit by a cow.

PSQ91 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 9:00

FYL. Pigeons suck, they're so useless.

Comments

sucky_a_m 9

Monday 9 July 2012 19:03

all i can say is OUCH!!!!

topazxo 7

Friday 31 August 2012 1:40

HAHAAHA omg, that is hilarious, but sounds so painful, best FML ive read so far!!

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Monday 8 October 2012 0:05

Fact confirmed pigeons are monsters

quinny_1024 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 1:59

Damn, I didn't know you rupture your sinus. Sounds very painful OP

stfuwtf 21

Sunday 27 March 2016 3:49

Is the pigeon ok??????

Experteric 12

Thursday 23 June 2016 6:48

that's pretty specific.

H4H 15

Thursday 7 July 2016 22:37

******* pigeons man

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