Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen...

By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Stacy - 05/07/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By CodyS - 03/09/2013 05:03 - United States - Rocky River

Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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alexgirl 0

Friday 6 November 2009 16:31

Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.

unfortunate_13 5

Friday 6 November 2009 16:20

let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them

Comments

boredomkills89 0

Friday 6 November 2009 19:11

man, that must have been the shittiest part of your day!

pandamel 0

Friday 6 November 2009 19:20

1) How do you drop your keys in the toilet? And 2) If you weren't such a pansy and just reached in there to get them out you would have completely avoided the whole stupid situation. You totally deserve it.

boatkicker 4

Friday 6 November 2009 19:28

Let me see if I am getting this right, because it seems too stupid to be accurate. You dropped your keys into the toilet that had nothing in it but water. You didn't want to stick your HAND into the water so you went to the Kitchen to get something. Its too gross for you to put your hand in, but not to gross for you to put something food related in? Or even if it wasn't food related, it would still be near your food. Also, what about washing the keys if they were in just the water. If you washed them, you would probably have to touch them, getting the same water on your hand you would have gotten on there by reaching your hand in to get them. And why is washing your keys off good enough, but washing your hand off not? Unless of course you didn't plan on washing them, in which case you'd still get the same water on you as you woud have sticking your hand in the water. This FML is an overall YDI. I think that's one of the few times I've actually said that. If you had done the smart thing, and just picked up your god damn keys when you dropped them, the situation wouldn't have been a problem five minutes later.

andyroxs 2

Saturday 7 November 2009 13:20

seriously, no offense but if youve got time to write an essay flaming an FML entry then.. well FYL bro.

boatkicker 4

Saturday 7 November 2009 19:38

My life isn't ******. Its boring because three days a weeks i have to wait 4 hours for a ride and cant go anywhere, but thats not life-*******. Its just general day-to-day crap. Similar to this FML. not really life *******.

Tangaman 0

Friday 6 November 2009 19:53

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prntl_ovrload 0

Friday 6 November 2009 19:55

oh man i totally feel for you. i could just imagine.

jenniferyoung120 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:01

if you hadn't already gone to the bathroom thats what you get for not just sticking your hand into the toilet bowl....

yorkiegirl1691 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:19

Oh, good idea! I dropped the keys in the toilet, so let's go get something in the kitchen- something I most likely eat with- to fish them out! What a fantastical idea!