Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that...

By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:08

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

Comments

evilshade 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:37

You should f**k him and pass the test

tdurden 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:39

I didn't check the junction before pulling out either, now my girl is pregnant FML.

doxie4144 0

Friday 22 October 2010 6:51

Sorry about the test. Congrats on your boobs. They will get you further than any car anyway.

Crysta_fml 3

Friday 22 October 2010 7:48

Tell that to his boss, insist you're allowed to take the test again but with another instructor for that reason. Kudos on having nice ****.

1kings67 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:19

sounds like an excuse...why are you watching the trainers eyes when you should be watching the road

MissHeart 0

Friday 22 October 2010 8:21

how did you know he was staring at your chest if you were looking at the road? :o

T552 12

Friday 22 October 2010 22:49

When you're at a junction, you turn your head to look both ways, so whilst she was checking, she could probably see the examiner staring.

aardvarkish 15

Friday 22 October 2010 9:07

You people genuinely believe "staring at my chest" means "I have nice big breasts"? May she had something very entertaining on her modest T-shirt. Or maybe he was not really staring, but searching.