By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
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CitrusGirl 0

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.

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SwtCherryPie 26

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

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syedlink27 0

that's why you verbalize most everything you do until they tell you to stop.. I'd prolly fail you too. if I was staring that badly at your nice, inviting, delicious *******, some other driver would prolly be staring too and crash. "You're sooo Dangerous." you should put caution tape on your car so people are aware. and btw, I hope you drive a vehicle with a lot of windows.. did you know you could make this world a better place by flaunting your breasts. Men will live longer, have less stress, and be wanting to devour their women more. kudos to women like you. when it comes to women it's like art; I never hate, I appreciate

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Numbar_Foar 0

#60, what you just said makes NO sense at all. First, you said you would fail her for the soul reason that she's a woman and has boobs, and a man with lack of self-control would stare at her chest and crash. Then, you said you HOPES she shows off her boobs when she drives because it will make your penis happy, and relieve men's stress/make them live longer, completely contradicting what you had JUST said: "some other driver would prolly be staring too and crash". Finally, you go onto say you enjoy women with big breasts by making them feel uncomfortable and in danger while you're staring at them. Stop thinking with your penis, jackass.

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maskedman 9

Just in time for breast cancer awareness month. How convenient.

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Elendil_fml 10

You should have flashed him some nipple. instant pass!

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Numbar_Foar 0

Yes, let the perverted comments from perverted teenage boys who know virtually nothing about women begin. I love how most of the commenters on here fail to note, the OP is probably UNDER the age of 16.

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nemzilla 2

OP's from the UK, so she'd be 17 at the youngest.. >.>

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5t3ff1k4h 44

She might already be fit enough that there's nothing much to burn. It's possible to be tiny framed, muscular, and still have big boobs.

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jhaygood 0

He probably failed you so you'd come back again and he could stare at your chest some more.

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alexFYL 11

I missed two things I know I did because my tester was too busy chatting it up about his college days in Boulder, CO (He asked where I'm from - I said Denver) to pay attention to his job. I didn't signal before merging? LOL I sure as hell did. I didn't look before merging? Considering that is one of my sticky points to driving, I sure did. I cut the corner too tight? WTF is too tight? I didn't go over any curbs or lines if that's what you mean. Ahole.

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gigilvrs6 0

At least you know you have some good ones ;)

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