Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that...

By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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Great start

By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Brittany - 28/03/2012 02:38 - United States - Kerrville

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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CitrusGirl 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 20:08

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a *****.

SwtCherryPie 26

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

Comments

numnut 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:38

Just be grateful.... in South Africa you HAVE to bribe the officers or you DON"T PASS at all!!!!!!!!!!! and the waiting list to do your test again????? 3- 5 months!!!!

travisrocker 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 22:59

today, you failed your writing test.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:08

No. DRIVING test. It's not the written part of attaining the license if she's already in the car practicing driving, moron.

Numbar_Foar 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:07

Really, dude? Really? You're just sad. How could she not notice? Everyone can see when somebody is staring at them from the corner of their eye. I'm sure if a perverted man was staring at some poor teenage girl's chest, she would notice. It's not hard to notice when a man is making un-wanted advantages. If you weren't in her situation, you wouldn't know. Stop being a dumb ass.

Mana21 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:21

# 80 You just can't drive, that's why you have to attempt to bribe the officials, and that's why you FAIL...

T552 12

Thursday 21 October 2010 23:25

Make a complaint against him. Sure you can't prove anything, but if you let them know about it they might give him a warning. Hey if enough people complain about him they're gonna have to do something about it. It's probably not the first time he's done it. Don't let that perverted bastard get away with it.