By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
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AsianCookie247 14

You Are just now farting in front of him? ...

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sariannacanna 6

How did you survive for 26 years and never farting in front of him?!? Thats some extreme control *claps and nods* lol

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duckie1015 9

I am legit impressed. You are an inspiration to all OP :) haha

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deviable 9

I wish my parents were like you. They pass wind so often and so loudly, their friends call them the hurricanes.

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rbhockey9 0

This should go into the Guiness Book of World Records

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afulks78 11

U didn't do it 26 years ! That must of bin one hell of a fart if there still talking about it

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NuggetandSkull 6

Immaturity at its best. At least he didn't rip one right after you to prove he could do it better.

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thecovert 7

After 26 years you should be farting the Star-Spangled Banner by now.

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compasseagle89 8

it's just a fart. it'll blow over soon. the half-life for farts being funny is short indeed.

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JinxosGirl87 0

My boyfriend has never farted in front of me and it's nearly been four years together. Let's see if he can break your record :)

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