Intimacy: Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my...

By asleepinclass - 16/03/2009 17:18 - Poland

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 20:05 - United States

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By Noname - 18/03/2009 15:48 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say, "Rise and shine, sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so I replied, "What time is it? When is this fucking class going to be over?" it wasn't my boyfriend talking. It was my professor. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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Today, I fell asleep in the middle of an online class. Now everyone calls me Sleeping Beauty. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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Monday 16 March 2009 21:59

hey, maybe you'll get an A in that class..

dwights 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:03

Bow chicka wow wowwwwww if your a guy "hey Mrs Sanner wanna see my Civil war cannon ;)"

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fcuk_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:41

oh my god...!!!!! i don't even know what to say... hahahahahahahahaha lesson of the day: don't fall asleep in class!

Silhouette_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:56

Oh man... I can't imagine any of your friends letting you live this down for a while.

Lanni 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:57

#13 HAHAHAHA!!!!

lpaul49 0

Monday 16 March 2009 22:57

This is why you aren't supposed to sleep in class.

albokid 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:06

:O HAHAHA!

Deszx 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:17

#4 well clearly it was a sexual dream if they were moaning the teachers name.

SlickWilly440 0

Monday 16 March 2009 23:23

Now everyone in class is going to think the student is participating in sextraciricular activities with the history teacher after school. If the teacher is hot, all the male/female students will be jealous of him/her.