By Lonely - 02/01/2010 10:30 - United States

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Today, I fell asleep while masturbating. I'm so bad that I bore myself. FML
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spitfire35 3

At least better than falling asleep while having sex. Oh wait, for that you'd need to be having sex.

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jamrome918 0

#6 aha lmfao wow xd

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flatbush 0

if you can do it let me help you out with your problem =D

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kirakira333 0

lmfao at 33!! that just made my day... :D

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racherose 0

"the stranger" haha I heard about that one from family guy XD

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FortuneFaded 0

You should dump your hand and find a girlfriend/boyfriend.

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Spac3Ghost 0

ah my word, =) i laughed for a whole 5 minute straight!!!! SHAAAHAAAAAMMMME!!!! C= thats massive dick fail!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha 3 things... 1. this is the best made up FML EVERRRRRR 2. or 3. if this is real... i feel so so so soooooooooooo bad for you =) and i can show you with the amount and length of my hysterical laughing =)

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M0NST3RMW3 0

i see what you did thar 43..

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saladgirl123 0

i do it all the time lol. sumtimes i do it for the soul purpose of falling asleep.

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powermad80 2

isn't this on that admitting to laziness decree on Holy Taco?

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