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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Nilorak 24

Thursday 9 May 2013 16:27

Ouch.

courtney680 17

Thursday 9 May 2013 16:29

What a prick.. I'm sorry OP

Comments

Panda_Bear18 13

Thursday 9 May 2013 22:09

He sounds like a jerk. Be sad for a minute, then shrug it off. You can do so much better :)

siveod 4

Friday 10 May 2013 0:17

He's not worth it, don't waste your time :)

Konstant23 3

Friday 10 May 2013 0:25

Now you know he wasn't worth dating in the first place.

sel33_fml 9

Friday 10 May 2013 0:25

Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come? Rachel: Oh, I can’t. Because I-I’ve seen them. Charlie: You’ve seen all the movies... Rachel: Yeah! I’m a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!

msDiamonds 6

Friday 10 May 2013 0:36

What theatre did he watch it at? The bullshit cinema?

XistingPrince 9

Friday 10 May 2013 1:16

Jerk

Ladyyellow111 9

Friday 10 May 2013 1:25

Friendzoning isn't as bad as it seems. This is even worse than friendzoning. Oh, and to the guy I spoke to this afternoon: I know you only go to the meetings with me and my friend because you like my friend , you don't give a shit about me. I wish you friendzoned me instead of being a jerk to me.

dead_insects 18

Friday 10 May 2013 2:20

first: who would wanna be with someone who didn't want them. second: he wasn't interested. better to know now before wasting time and emotion

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 10 May 2013 3:35

He can't refuse Fast 6!

Axel5238 29

Friday 10 May 2013 4:42

Sorry that happened as bluntly as it did, but sometimes direct is best. I've been in the situation where I did make it direct and they persisted to the the point it borders on stalking. Hopefully, you'll find someone who is a better match for you keep your head up OP.