Love: Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Just Lonely - 04/09/2016 05:04 - United States - La Place

Today, after not hanging out with anyone the whole year, a guy finally asked me to go the movies with him. When I asked what time, he said, "Never mind, I found another girl." FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By Sheev - 18/10/2019 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was texting the guy I like. I asked him why our friend didn't want to come to the movies with us. He replied, "She didn't want to be the third wheel, but it's not like I'm going to put the moves on you. I'm out of your league, and you're socially awkward anyway." That's just what I wanted. FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend that I've had a crush on him since our junior year. Since I couldn't see him I shot him a text. His response: "Yeah I know. I've tried kind of ignoring it." FML

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Thursday 9 May 2013 16:27

Ouch.

courtney680 17

Thursday 9 May 2013 16:29

What a prick.. I'm sorry OP

Comments

sekolze 5

Friday 10 May 2013 4:49

well now you can check that one off the list ! move on to the others, he wasn't worth the time to begin with (:

r0dents 9

Friday 10 May 2013 6:09

Bless your heart.. Maybe he was trying to let you down easy. :(

shadow7x 10

Friday 10 May 2013 9:09

that's pretty funny

letsgooo_fml 23

Friday 10 May 2013 12:25

He's seen ALL the movies. Even before they come out.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 10 May 2013 17:38

With today's global digital networking it's not unreasonable that he's seen all the movies that he wants to see that will be in theaters for the next several weekends.

rokolodo 10

Friday 10 May 2013 14:35

Guys, we get that most of the time. My ratio is I:20 so, ur good keep positive

graphicstyle7 17

Friday 10 May 2013 18:19

I think it's a great thing that you at least tried. When you try, it's either going to work, or you can cross that one off your list. You have your answer, go find some other fish in the sea.

Jaffecakes 1

Friday 10 May 2013 20:39

I feel so bad :(

Jaffecakes 1

Friday 10 May 2013 20:41

I didn't know how much of a douche a guy can be

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 11 May 2013 0:40

At least you had the courage to ask and at least you know how he feels for sure. You can move on and meet someone who does want to date you and that wouldn't have happened if you were still mooning over him.