By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

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Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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Meowinx 5

YDI it for being that desperate to **** a guy drunk enough to not know where the toilet is situated. Geez you ****

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JoSmokes 10

You pit my name to shame. Bitch

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Jadedangyle 2

That's what happens when you do Tucker Max!

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ThisRandomChild 0

LMFAO! Hope you have a dog to blame the stain on. Fyl

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soccerdilan 0

Why would you f### on a white carpet?

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terrorwatt 18

You literally raped him. Doesn't matter if you're female or male, having sex with someone while they are under the influence of alcohol is rape because they can't give consent.

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