By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

drunk sex rocks it lasts longer lmao. butt if a guy shit on my floor I would puke! an make him clean it! or pay someone else too cause **** that lol.

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ObeyTheSnarf 0

YDI for having sex with someone who's drunk.

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usarmy88 0

it seems like it's 2 guys having sex to me, cause the OP ****** the shit out if him means he ****** him in the ass.

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pinkandblaqk15 0

tht was my first thought.... it was a horrible first thought but still....

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ringmybell_fml 0

that is horrib- ly epic! do it ;)

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kialuvsyoo 3

you shouldn't have been "hooking up" with anyone in the first place. so YDI

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oneoneryperv 0

you should have followed up with a golden shower, he is probably into it.

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stinkytruck 0

complete bullshit!

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ayjayyuk 0

you screwed someone that you'd just been "talking" to, for a few weeks ? that kinda makes you a *****. YDI

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