By jo - 20/02/2010 10:47 - United States

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Today, I finally got to hook up with this hot guy I'd been talking to for a few weeks. To my surprise, he was sinfully drunk when he arrives. As we were going at it, he shits on my white carpet. Now the phrase "f***ing the shit out of someone" has a brand new meaning for me. FML
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tokintot07 0

well don't **** him if he's drunk. i hope you made him clean it up.

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eeeeeeee 5

You 'finally got to?' You sound like a child who's just been allowed to go to the amusement park for the first time. Quit placing so much importance on hooking up with idiots.

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perdix 29

Sounds like a blumpkin gone bad.

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leadrunner751 3

u must be good;)

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Radeon 0

Wow, that's gross. Who cleaned it up, lol.

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babybubz 0

if he arrived drunk he obviously couldn't have been looking forward to it...

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YourFullOfShit 0

okay..@ everyone who addressed the OP as a "She"..where did you all get that idea from?his name is "Jo"..and HE was ******* the shit out of HIM.. SMH..

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mszvaun 0

I think the op is a man that was ficking the guys butt.... that's why is pooped on the carpet

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marsty 0

I agree YDI have some self respect you idiot.

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heavymetalman1 0

I litterlay almost threw up from laughing so hard when I read this. Wow, you must have been really tight:)

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Fr0gg13 0

y would u hook up with someone who won't remeber doing u in the first place? YFI!!!!

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