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By bowhuntpa - 16/07/2009 12:00 - United States

Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 111

You deserved it 4 101

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Thanks, I hate this

By duCOQUELICOT - 13/06/2016 19:29 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after being told two weeks ago that my contract would be renewed, my boss managed to tell me that actually he had other applicants for the job. I will be let go, but he offered me two months extra so I could finish the projects he had me working on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 856

You deserved it 741

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 157

You deserved it 2 350

You're fired!

By Schuyler Davis - 21/09/2020 02:01

Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 378

You deserved it 135

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 947

You deserved it 2 213

Unfair

By Anonymous - 21/03/2021 08:01

Today, I was let go from my job for not being able to come into work early. FML

I agree, your life sucks 978

You deserved it 150

By fallen - 15/05/2017 16:00 - United States - Merion Station

Today, I came into work feeling good about myself and my upcoming plans. I left before noon with a box of my belongings and uncertainty about my future, having been suddenly laid off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 923

You deserved it 302

Late stage capitalism

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 15:00

Today, I got laid off. I spent the last two months planning a conference for my company. They fired me the day before the conference. I skipped my ex-boyfriend's funeral to be at the first day of this job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 123

You deserved it 212

Classic

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:35 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 337

You deserved it 3 800

By a fat fucking shit and proud of it - 28/06/2014 19:09 - United Kingdom - Camberley

Today, it's been less than a week since I finally got a job, after over a year of searching. I just found out that there's about to be a wave of layoffs. I haven't even gotten my first paycheck, and already I'm going to lose my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 392

You deserved it 3 783

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 18:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I was notified I'm being discharged after 2 weeks because my employers don't have the time to train me at my first real job in 6 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 109

You deserved it 1 961

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:25

I wish road workers had that kind of motivation so they would get off their asses and fix up all the roads they tear apart.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:15

Your boss + Giant hammer = Solution

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SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:31

you might want to work a bit harder in certain subjects at school...

jm88 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:33

YDI for having a job. Don't you know jobs are a rarity now? How could you have been so selfish.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:50

It's actually 22% where I am...

jd_superjive 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:37

Oh man that sucks : thats just looking for excuses to fire you man...you should sue

gdude756 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:49

Who knows, maybe our did a crappy job on your project

simplyfucked 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:50

do what the rest of america is doing.. awesome gov't checks and unemployment and food stamps..

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:52

Your boss is an idiot.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:53

Shhh. Lets keep this between you and me. ( ;

regalarius 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:03

Just so you're aware, there's nothing in the world that looks better on a resume. This is a good thing, not a bad thing.

spillproof 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:04

rule #2: ALWAYS LOOK LIKE YOUR BUSY

Otium_fml 3

Thursday 16 July 2009 21:09

That's just unfair... I feel sorry for you... I gope you get your job back.

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 507

You deserved it 15 067

Today, my sister was concerned that her daughter (my niece) was sick, and hesitant to take her to the ER. I asked if she'd eaten something she shouldn't have, and she replied, "No, especially since we feed her the most healthy food we can." This was fine until I flipped out when she said, "We even give her raw milk so that she'll be strong." FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 121

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Today, my care home has an employee who so far has ran into traffic, framed a disabled girl, nearly killed two people, and begged me to help her break sex trafficking laws. They refuse to fire her because she has a learning disability and are terrified that she'll sue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 076

You deserved it 106

Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 994

You deserved it 8 680

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 150

You deserved it 5 338

Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML

I agree, your life sucks 523

You deserved it 56

Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 715

You deserved it 41 253

Today, my plates on my car were stolen. On the way to the police station to file a police report I was pulled over. They impounded my car for driving without a license plate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 957

You deserved it 8 310

Same thing different taste

Thanks, I hate this

You're fired!

Unfair

Late stage capitalism

Classic

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