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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
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Doortje 29

Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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thiscrazything 1

Damn, where have you had that thing?

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DocBastard 38

If by "bug" you mean an insect, I'd suggest you clean your junk. If by "bug" you mean a covert listening device, then you're probably truly ******.

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Jannettecooks 1

I'm picturing the Mounties sneaking up on him and bugging his junk.

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Jannettecooks 1

Oh and your comment was clever... I'm confused by the dislikes :/

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bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

This is how it happened, guys. OP was browsing the wares in his local supermarket when a prostitute sauntered up and offered "assistance". OP was feeling adventurous, so he gave up on one primal desire in lieu of another. He didn't quite unleash the beast, though, because several men on horseback intercepted the couple and all OP has to remember the incident by is this tiny bug in his foreskin. Moral of the story: Never go outside. Canadian Mounties will bug your genitals.

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RedPillSucks 31

hide yo kids, hide yo wife... they be bugging yo junk. they bugging yo junk!

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KriiFahMoro 9

No funny Adam Sandler noise could describe how disgusted I am right now. I think I'm gonna go take a bleach bath.

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perdix 29

Was it one of those biting and sucking insects? Because if so, you should pay it fi' dollah. I'll bet this story is going into the advertising for Mohels R Us.

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KriiFahMoro 9

What, you've never heard of dick bugs before?

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kaywhyjay 2

take a shower?! gross

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Llamacod 11

I'm just guessing here but probably crawled there

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