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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 18:18 - Singapore

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:56

Wtf?!

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Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:59

Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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wooley29 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:46

The best part of this FML are the responses. You guys made my day!

kyliemckee 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 14:55

why...isn't that cut off..

373737373737 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:01

Ur not getting that in anywhere

lfrye 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:04

That's why you wear pants when you go in the woods.

craftyones 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:05

Ugh. WTF over. Why even share that with others. I wonder what was going through your HEAD when you did. But I'll pass

dgies8 8

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:06

Mmmm yummy XP

julijohn 0

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:06

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG that's hilarious. What kind of bug?

jsprackman 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:09

Scarabs!

mommy_mode 3

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:11

So grosssss

PixelNoob 11

Wednesday 21 March 2012 15:11

I will now be forever terrified of uncircumcised penises. Thanks, OP T.T

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