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By Anonymous - 21/03/2012 04:50 - Canada

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 602
You deserved it 22 048

Same thing different taste

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Oh dear. You DO know you need to clean your dong, right?

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BeatifulPenguin 4

That is one of the grossest things I've ever heard in my life. Except the girl who got addicted to drinking gasoline on TLC:(

skyeyez9 24

I saw the one where a woman was addicted to eating the foam cushion inside couches. She kept a huge block of it in her purse to break off pieces for a snack.

I believe a simple circumcision would prevent any future mishaps like this...

jujubunni5 9

Is this some strange way of god telling you, you havent had sex in a while?

RedPillSucks 31

or he's had too much. Guess it depends on what kind of bug.

Starrysky8687 1

Foreskin is disgusting, you should think bout getting that shit cut off!

Pull that damn thing back once in awhile and clean it!! I feel for her if you have a girlfriend.

It's time to add a new word to your lexicon: HYGIENE; Definition of HYGIENE 1: a science of the establishment and maintenance of health 2: conditions or practices (as of cleanliness) conducive to health Normally little bugs found on your private areas are referred to as "crabs" You DO NOT steam, boil or fry those crabs and eat them. You eradicate them by application of a topical ointment or cream. Once eradicated, you then STOP spending your time with nasty girls (or boys) and either stick to masturbation or find yourself a nice zaftig girl and settle down. Please take notes....

That's why all men should be circumcised

Ins0mau 20

Why? Because of bugs. I'm pretty sure I've NEVER had that problem and I'm not clipped down there...

Llamacod 11

So if we are going to mutilate all men by circumcision then in all fairness we should mutilate all women with female circumcision also. Before you open your mouth and say "but women can't get circumcised" go google "female circumcision" . And before you say some stupid shit about male circumcision not being painful, remember its done to babies and if we were to donut to females as babies and not at puberty it wouldn't be painful for them either.

Llamacod, I alllllmost agreed with you, but then you added that last part. Circumcision is still painful for babies; babies still feel pain. Also, victims of female circumcision often feel pain there for the rest of their lives due to nerve damage. This, as we all know, isn't as common for men. But, other than that, I agree that circumcision should be the choice of the man attached to the penis, not inflicted upon him.

Llamacod 11

I'm sorry, I should have clarified my pain argument, I was trying to imply that it was still a painful procedure but it was done to babies who are able to communicate "hey mutherfucker, that shit hurts". I've heard arguments that circumcision isn't painful to babies, which is bullshit. I've seen babies getting circumcised and anyone with a brain could see that the baby was in pain as he was getting cut.

Llamacod, first of all, don't turn this into a "circumcision is mutilation" bullshit comment section, because that's a great way to get the comments inactivated. Second, I watched my son get circumcised, and he didn't move or cry one bit. He didn't show any pain whatsoever. Obviously all babies are different. Hell, my daughter used to cry when we brushed her hair because of the tangles. Should we shave all children's heads to avoid pulling some tangles?

RedPillSucks 31

female circumcision is not really circumcision. It's more like castration. Sometimes they remove the outer labia and sometimes they remove the ********. The purpose of this is to make sex for the woman painful or unbearable so that she wont want to have multiple partners. Clearly male circumcision is not for this purpose. Men can **** whomever they want.

skyeyez9 24

Plus FGM is usually performed in muslim 3rd world countries on a dirt floor. The "doctor" is usually some old Lady, she uses a broken piece of glass or an old razor to slice the bits off. More graphic, the ******** if I remember right maybe an inch or so deep inside the tissue with nerves...etc the "doctor" slices it off, then digs her fingers inside the severed clit to literally rip out the "root of nerves." the ****** sewn up to only a pin hole, sometimes not enough to let menstrual blood out, they remove EVERYTHING, inner outer labia, ********, sew the ****** shut. Some die agonizing deaths from infection..... This is done with no anesthesia. hardly comparable to a hospital office male circumcision. The reason fgm is done is to subjugate women, and men assume it keeps them from being promiscuous. It ruins any future relationship and she will never feel Pleasure from sex....the way their men prefer apparently. Male circumcision is done for hygiene purposes no subjugate them.

skyeyez9 24

The male equivalent of FGM would be to Slice off your dick with a dirty razor, to keep you from being promiscuous and enjoying sex.

lpboy03 0

Haha that's funny, but YDI, in guessing you don't clean?

jackol9 4

Get circumcised!. Fyl for not cleaning it!.