By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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indistructo 3

you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend

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emilymac420 0

That's not FYL.. Simple solution: DON'T BE A DICK.

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jackassiddy 8

Tell her thanks but its not really your dicks style.. he prefers to wear ******.

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lexanianna 11

That is awesome!! I love your girlfriend and I'm so gonna do that to my ex!

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

Sounds like u still think about him, you do that his gonna think u still have a feeling for him

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boredblonde 17

It's a good idea...

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fencer310 0

I only approve of boredblonde's comments cause she's smoking hot

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boredblonde 17

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not

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ty1992_farmlife 12

You prolly shouldn't take it as a compliment boredblonde. Fencer310 seems like a really creep.

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ty1992_farmlife 12

Yeah, small typo lol but either way.. a creep. Period.

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Horcruxer 0

Only a douche would post this but since it wasn't an XL Magnum that Sucks for u

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Ferretface 13

Wouldn't that meqn he's. an even bigger dick?

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creedaddict 9

Imma have to use that one on my boyfriend lmao

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me_gusta_eso 1

Does this mean...?

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me_gusta_eso 1

Maybe all she wanted was for him to wear nothing BUT a condom?

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Tess_fml 7

Owned. OWNEDDD. That is amazing. Major kudos to her for that one. And why are you acting like a dick? Jeez.

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natsack 0

the "since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one" is so unoriginal lol, seen it everywhere on Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and what not

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sugarandspice33 0

Go to her house wearing nothing but a condom...see what does ;)

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