By Dickhead - 25/11/2011 15:02 - Lebanon

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML
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indistructo 3

you just got buuuuuuuuurrrrned! lol best joke ever

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Glitterhinoceros 14

It'd be really cool if you could fit your whole body into that be completely casual while talking to your girlfriend

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21jason 9

Ahahahaha your gf is awesome.. But u sir sound like a dick

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cntryiscntrywide 0

put dog food in her dinner, since yur being a bitch might as well treat yu like one.

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upyourzlolz 11

Wow! You should be honored! She goes out of her way to buy condoms for you! That's a such a caring girl! Haha no.

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scoop15928 4

Bring a dog costume to her door and say "since your being a bitch, you may as well dress like one".

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scoop15928 4

What are you talking about, I don't see any other comments about that before mine. Where?

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cntryiscntrywide 0

they moderated my comment >:'( I made a dog food one.

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Feklfekl2222 32

There's one about putting dog food in their dinner so they're fed like a bitch.

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scoop15928 4

Yea I see it now but it was moderated before.

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fencer310 0

**** her best friend with the condom and leave it w/ a note that says "at least this dick still gets pussy."

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