Work: Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes,...

By mariology - 11/12/2013 12:33 - United States - Newark

Today, I found a credit card at my job. As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders. As I grab the scissors and cut, my manager calls out, "Has anyone seen my credit card?" FML

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thethirdthea 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:08

Didn't you recognize your bosses name on the card...?

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 16:11

The name on the card should have given it away that it was your bosses card. If the name was the same as an employee then you should ask if it's theirs or not before playing Edward Scissorhands.

Comments

emisara93 18

Wednesday 11 December 2013 22:45

At least you were following store policy. Hope you didn't get in trouble.

thecrazymancan 17

Wednesday 11 December 2013 22:47

Why not just call the credit card company instead of destroying it?

staroftexas9 3

Wednesday 11 December 2013 22:59

Wtf?! Like everybody else said... Read the dang name on the card! YDI

firechicky 12

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:10

The correct response is to say you haven't seen it and hide the evidence.

LuluRichards 20

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:11

oops?..

walkwithalimp 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:30

wouldn't you look at the name to see if you can recognize the person first?

JaneDoe1024 6

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:31

@savtaz I believe it means original poster

xs4u 13

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:34

that is a dumb policy.

wildmonkey 16

Wednesday 11 December 2013 23:39

It is his policy...

austin70458 1

Thursday 12 December 2013 0:03

To all the children who say that it was a mistake and they could not have known it was their bosses. Just so you know all credit cards clearly have a full name on them.